Bands
Fuser
Band Name: Fuser
Band Crew Members: Ian Black, John Burkett, Dave Morello
Music Style: Rock
Influences: Van Halen, Metallica, Blindspot, Nickleback, Ozzy, The Police, The Who, Foo Fighters, Rush the list goes on
Drink of choice Bacardi & coke, Bacardi & Demon, Canadian Club and Dry, Spicy Bloody-Mary
Favourite Porn Star: Dirk Diggler, Teagan Presley & Jemma Jammison
Ugliest Chick Experience: Dark night club. Got outside and she/he had a huge wart on forehead and buck teeth that Freddie Mercury would be envious of. Over weight, pregnant solo Mum. Can’t get clean.
Most Crazy Shit: Doing 5.5 G turns in a Machi (I was in the Airforce for while. A Machi was the other fighter we had in the 90’s). Didn’t chunder either. Cliff diving into river rapids in Canada.
If You Ruled the World: I already do don’t I…………………..
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Faster She Said
Band Crew Members: Danny Dangerously- Vocals, Adrian Fingers of Fury-Guitar, Jimmi Checkout- Bass, Benzo-Drums
Music Style: ROCK’N’FUCKEN’ROLL!!!!!!!!!!
Influences: Everything we’ve ever heard, but mostly ROCK’N’FUCKEN,ROLL!!!!!!!
Drink of choice: Well apart from the obvious (Demon) Danny loves Tequila, Adrian is a Jaggermeister fiend, Jimmi drinks way too much coffee, and Ben loves beer!
Favourite Porn Star: Danny = All of them!! Adrian = Jenna Jameson, Jimmi =Fuck off, my wife would kill me!, Ben = Prefers female tennis players of the Russian/ Eastern European persuasion so we can only assume he like the same when it comes to porn!
Ugliest Chick Experience: No-one is willing to admit to having had any ugly chicks!
Most Crazy Shit: Danny on Tequila! Adrian on Jagga! We have been advised by our lawyers that to prevent future court appearances we decline to elaborate on any single event…but if you’ve got the balls to party with us you’ll see for yourselves!
If You Ruled the World: Fuck that! It sounds like way too much work…we didn’t get into ROCK’N’FUCKEN’ROLL!!! to work for a living…get a grip!!!!
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Uncouth
Band Name: Uncouth
Band Crew Members:
Jimmy “The Hand” Guitar/Lead Vocals,
Steve-O – Bass/BVS,
Dom “The Dominator” – Drums and Percussion
Music Style: Classic Rock
Influences: AC/DC, The Cure, The Ramones, Led Zep, Deep Purple, Pearl Jam, Buckcherry
Drink of choice: Beer, and copious amounts of it, Vodka, DEMON
Favourite Porn Star: Brianna Banks, Devon, Kobe Tai… Together…
Ugliest Chick Experience: Any chick Jimmy ends up with after downing too many fosters then turns up to the studio saying things like “Shit I should have washed my cock” – for the rest of the guys THAT is an ugly chick experience.
Most Crazy Shit: The day we went on stage sober
If You Ruled the World: Beer would be free, there would be only 1 kind of music (sick rock’n roll) and chicks wouldn’t get jealous of other chicks…
With a lead guitar that sounds like a perterville truck on its way to a demolition derby and a rythm section heavier than a 35 year old band room carpet soaked in old speckled hen....this is Aucklands hardest working Rock n Roll band (Billy Squire). For 8 years UNCOUTH have been rocking Auckland with their solid sounds. With 2 Eps and 3 Singles, UNCOUTH have a video and an album in the pipeline.
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Sonic Altar
Band Crew Members: Kane Bennett – Vocals, Rowan Uhe – Guitar, Daniel Costello – Guitar, Nick ‘Nicky C’ Carter – Keyboards, Mark Lowe – Bass and Chris Hulbert – Drums.
Music Style: The enticing combination of old and new Hard Rock.
Influences: Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Motley Crue and a whole load of others!
Drink of choice: Fucking Demon Energy of course!
Favourite Porn Star: Helen Clarke.
Ugliest Chick Experience: Helen Clarke as a porn star.
Most Crazy Shit: Playing with Ozzy, KISS, Poison, Alice Cooper, Lordi and Whitesnake in Wellington! Now that was crazy shit.
If You Ruled the World: Then there’d be no war for a start. Everyone would be forced to massively reduce their carbon emissions. We would ban Hip Hop from the radio and get rock stations to play real fucking rock music, which I’m sure they’d thank us for. And on a lighter note, women wouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes! Except Helen Clarke… That’d be catastrophic.
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