Athletes
Dan Johnston - Drag Racing
Career Highlights: 2006 Import battle, 2 class winner
2006 4 and rotary south island champs, best RX2 show car
2007 4 and rotary south island champs, naturally aspirated rotary class winner
2007 Masterton Motorplex centre Island nationals, sports compact division round winner
2008 Taupo Summer nationals, sports compact division round winner.
Worst Injury: To myself: breaking my Femur on my motocross bike. To my car snapping my drive shaft at 10,000 rpm! Snapping it clean in half and tearing the gearbox tunnel in the process.
Sporting Idol: Ricky Carmichael and Bubba Stewart
Favorite Porn Star: The original heart breaker, Jenna Jameson
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: ha, had so many not one stands out in my memory!
Wildest Night Out: One night in Amsterdam, involving a quilted pen, a banana, a ping pong ball and bat!
If You Ruled the World: 3 day weekends every week, and a drag meeting every Friday night!
Whatever else you got to say: I would like to take this opportunity to thank Brent Curran from Curran Brothers Racing, for without him we would never be going as fast as we are, and of course, Emma! For without her this dream would never have become a reality, thank you baby!
Demon Jelly Wrestling Team
Successes: Staying alive in the ring while 4 other hot, crazy chicks try and rip our clothes off. It's a challange, but someone has got to do it...
The lovely ladies are:
Coco, Krystal & Kandy (the twins), Porscha and Alexis
The winner of the last tournament:
Alexis (it was a tight call on who won, but she came out on top)
Shaun Quincey - Trans-Tasman Rower
Name: Shaun Quincey
Age: 25
Pursuit: Shaun Quincey departed Australia on 20th January 2010 to follow his father's footsteps and row solo across the Tasman Sea to New Zealand. Crossing the Tasman Sea from West to East, solo with no assistance. Shaun is now battling a distance of 2200km as well as 10m swells and one of the most treacherous seas in the world. Taking an estimated 50 Days, Tasman Trespasser 2 will be an epic adventure.
Career Highlights: Making it to this point
What Demon reckons: Shaun is probably one of the most extreme people we've ever met - he's got the minerals to try and be the second person to ever survive rowing across the Tasman - aside from his dad everyone else DIED trying to do it! If that ain't the Demon attitude then we don't know what is!
For more info check out: http://www.tasmantrespasser.com/
Luke Smith - Extreme Motor X Rider
Sport: Freestyle Motocross
Age: 25
Riging Time: 7 Years
Career Highlights:
1st Cadrona Games Big Air
1st Urban Games-Best Whip
1st Motoxxx Mania-Best Whip
1st Motoxxx Mania-Best Trick
1st Supercross and Gravity Games-Best Whip
1st Freestyle open- Best Whip
3rd Australasian Freestyle Nationals
1st Australasian Freestyle Nationals-Best Whip
Sporting Idol:Travis Pastrana
Drink of Choice: Demon Energy-Mixed with Stil Vodka
Favourite Porn Star: Jimmy Blaze(sled rider on Crusty Tour) Ha ha
Craziest Chick Experience: The rule with Crusty Demons is what goes on tour stays on tour!!!!!
Wildest Night Out: Prob the time I shot the cops in Canberra Australia with fireworks from the 10th floor of our hotel!
If You Ruled the World: it would be a crazy crazy place, you better hope that never happens
What got you into riding: Just I am a big show off all my life I was the guy that used to pedal down the street when I was a kid lay as many of my friends down as possible and jump over them, this is what I love to do I am just bike mad!!!
What you been doing lately: Been flat out touring the world for the Crusty Demons just finished a 14 week tour of Australia, and now into full time practice to be the 1st person in Australasia and 2nd person in world to land the body varial, in the next month!!!!! I’ve got the Demon Energy Gravity Games coming up in July so look out for some crazy tricks – this will be a wicked event!!
Demon Energy Monster Truck
Name: Benn Milne
Pursuit: Backflip a Monstertruck-bring Monster Jam to NZ
Career Highlights :Any day in the Monstertruck
Worst Injury. None to date and not planning on any anytime soon!!
Sporting Idol: Peter Brock/Dennis Anderson/ Tom Metz/Robbie Maddison/Ken Bloc/Travis Pastrana
Favorite Porn Star: Jenna Jamieson
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Too many too list
Wildest Night Out: Too many too list
If You Ruled the World: Everyone would drive a monstertruck
Whatever else you got to say: Don’t just dream it live IT!!!
For more info check out: www.bebo.com/hbmonstertrucks
Scott Kreyl
Name: Scott Kreyl
Pursuit: “I just want to go fast”
Career Highlights: Winning NZPC Superlap 1&2
Worst Injury. Dislocated Head and Serious concussion during Shelly Bay Street Sprint
Sporting Idol: Michael Schumacher
Favorite Porn Star: They all suck
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Still trying to trick them into it
Wildest Night Out: I can’t remember it
If You Ruled the World: No one would want to live there
Bruce Cox
Name: Bruce Cox
Pursuit: Drag Racing
Career Highlights: Winning 2009 Central Nationals
Worst Injury: Broken Shoulder when moto-X’ing
Sporting Idol: Any of the Crusty Demons, mad bastards.
Favorite Porn Star: Hey man, my mum will be reading this!
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: See above.
Wildest Night Out: Boys run in Vancouver Canada. Not sure how but ended up playing grid iron in the car park of the pub. Those boys are pussy’s without all their padding.
If You Ruled the World: Petrol would be cheap and NOS even cheaper.
Whatever else you got to say: I remember when sex was safe and racing was dangerous.
Leon McKay - Snowboarder
Age: 18
Career Highlights:
06’
·2nd New Zealander billabong Slopestyle
· 1st Snowplanet slopestyle Series #
· 1st Snowplanet King of the Hill Series #
· 1st Snowplanet Rail champ
· 1st 06’ US King of the rail
· 3rd South Island Champs (slopestyle)
· 3rd Aotea Square Rail Jam
· 2nd New Zealand Junior Nationals (U16 slopestyle)
07’
· BurtonTeam Camps
· Media on the Burton Night Shoot, Manual Magazine Article, Manual Magazine Beginning Bit Article, Media – Freeze TV, Maori TV, Sticky TV, MDTV, Sn0Mafia TV
· Cardrona Burton Photo Shoot Day
· BurtonGrom Award - Helicopter Trip Day with Pros.
Worst Injury: 10+ Shoulder Dislocations
Sporting Idol: Ryan Sheckler
Biggest Goal: Compete In X-Games!
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Hmm there’s yet to be one worthy to tell!
Wildest Night Out: Lupe Fiasco Concert Snowpark NZ!
If You Ruled the World: Haters Cant be Haters! Pakiri Beach Sand Mining will be illegal! And the best things in life will always be free.
Brian Anzellotti - Pro BMX
Name: Brian Anzellotti.. “the bastard”
Pursuit: BMX
Career Highlights: Getting to travel all over the world and see amazing bmx spots is probably the best experience.. this year putting together a video section for volucid.com
Worst Injury: So many haha I guess the ruptured spleen and shattered wrist were pretty bad
Sporting Idol: The man Dave Mirra, but theres so many I look up to in the sport..
Favorite Porn Star: Jenna jameson only cause I know her though but that’s top secret
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Wow id have to say in Florida at the Casselbury Trails with 2 ladies and myself in the hot tub making our own porno
Wildest Night Out: Pretty much any of the after parties with the other bmxers, demon super cross after party was loose’
If You Ruled the World: Demon mixed with jager on tap all day in my beer helmet,
Whatever else you got to say: Get loose and as long as your having fun that’s all that matters
Carl Lampe Jnr - Jet Ski Racer
Name: Carl Lampe Jnr
Age: 17
Pursuit: Pro Runabout JetSki 1200 Open World Champion
Career Highlights: Yahoo 2006 World Novice Jetski Champion at Lake Havasu, Arizona, USA. And then to follow that up: NZ and Australian National Champ 2007 and then winner at Aussie surf Champs. And just recently traveling to Thailand and finishing 2nd in the Kings Cup
Worst Injury. Been lucky so far nothing to bad! Except for dislocated shoulder in rugby.
Sporting Idol: Dustin Farthing ‘Many many times Pro Jetski World Champ and a cool dude!
Favorite Porn Star: My Mrs (Courtney)
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Nothing worthy of telling yet…….
Wildest Night Out: Night after winning World Title.. and celebrating by cage dancing in States at 16.
If You Ruled the World: Petrol would be free
Joel Doeksen
Name: Joel Doeksen
Pursuit: Pro Motocross rider
Career Highlights:
2003 - New Zealand Mini Champs 2nd 50 cc
2004 – New Zealand Mini Champs 5th 65 cc
2005- New Zealand motocross champion in 8-10yrs 85cc class
2006- 6th in NZ champs 85 cc 11- 12 yrs, 2nd Auckland champs 85 cc 11- 12 yrs
2007- 2nd in NZ champs cc 11- 12 yrs , 1st Auckland champs cc 11- 12 yrs
2008- All in 12-14 125 cc yrs: 3rd in Woodville Grand Prix, 1st Valley champs, 2nd North Island champs, 2nd Auckland champs
2009- Auckland Champion 1st 125 cc 12 – 14 years.
2009 - NZ Junior Nationals 125 cc 12-14 years 2nd overall.
Worst Injury. Snapped and dislocated wrist and broken bone in my leg.
Sporting Idol: Marc De Reuver
Favorite Porn Star: Marge Simpson
Wildest Night Out: Drunk a demon and partied all night
If You Ruled the World: Id be the man
Whatever else you got to say: If you want no limits, no laws, drink a Demon!
Ryan Bailey
Name: Ryan Bailey
Career Highlights:
2* NZ Go karting champion
2* NZ North Island Go Karting champion
4* Gold Star Champion – Go Karting
Runner up in the Speedsport Stars of Tomorrow Scholarship
Bruce Mclaren Scholarship Winner
Winner of round 6 of the Mini Challenge Championship 08/09 ( First weekend ever driving the car)
Runner up in the Star Touring car Championship Winning 9 out of 15 racers. Don’t ask what happened in the other 6. Setting fastest laps at all 3 North Island Tracks.
Worst Injury: Landing upside down from great heights. It’s not pretty
Sporting Idol: Ayrton Senna, Joe Kenny,
Favorite Porn Star: There’s a few
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: There’s been lots Haha
Wildest Night Out: Blowing $600 bucks and didn’t even get layed but was an outstanding night
If You Ruled the World: Massive beach party and a days free riding
Whatever else you got to say: Like to thank Dad for cuming and Mum for having me. Big ups to everyone that rides with us every weekend. AZHIAZIAM.com cheers for all the help you guys are legends’
Brendan Lucas
Name: Brendan Lucas
Age: 24
Riding time: 4 years
Pursuit: Pro freestyle rider
Career Highlight: Hitting peaky 5ft swell (every week)
Favourite Trick: Back flip
Favourite Pornstar: The one in my bed
Sporting Idol: Ross Champion
Wildest Night out: I don’t remember a night out that didn’t get seriously animal.
If I ruled the world: Life would be a beach, with an endless supply of parts and gas.
Whatever else you got to say: If it doesn’t have motor I’m not interested.
Demon Energy Thundercats
Name: Reece Lewis, Simon Guard, Scott Digby-Smith, Chris Brown
Career Highlights: We'll at the moment Demon Black is in the top 10 at the finals after 2 rounds and a series of bad luck, so thats going pretty damn well!
Worst Injury: Simon injured his neck but we were not even racing, we were just warming up the boat pre race, what a princess. Chris pulled his groin at Lyall Bay and is looking for volunteers to rub cream on it.
Sporting Idol: Brian Boitano, what a figure skater!
Favourite Porn Star: I once saw my hot cousin on a webcam portal doing stuff with food, don’t you judge me.
Craziest chick/dude experience: 3girls, 2guys and heaps of tequila, we never crossed swords.
Wildest Night Out: Washing jelly off naked bodies at the Demon Jelly wrestling was pretty wild; just wish we could have washed the girls and not the guys.
If You Ruled the World: Ahhhh, now this would involve my favourite porn star, and my wildest night out. Combine the two, top them off with a crate of vodka/demons, and you've what would happen every night if I ruled the world!
Get along to the races! If you've never been before you don't know what your missing out on, its faarking AWESOME!
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNoGnsLqepw
Steve Gregor - RUN FMX
Title: Demon Energy Lifestyle Athlete
Sports: Skydiving, Road Racing, Freestyle MotoX
Mission: To make damn sure im never bored. Use my involvement in 'alternative sports' to pump the hell out of the best energy drink in the country.
Career Highlights: Riding for infamous Crusty Demons '07, Winning NZ's first ever amateur FMX Championship, Mastering the backflip on my Suzuki minibike, Creating homegrown Freestyle label RUN FMX.
Worst Injury: Hmmmmm....could be either snapping my tibia, rupturing my ACL ligament, snapping my tibia again, snapping my collarbone, cracking my shoulderblade, snapping my collarbone...again, breaking 3 ribs, splitting a nerve in my foot, or maybe the 3 serious concussions in the past 4 years.....Im a big fan of ACC. Snapped right ankle - walked on it for 6 weeks
Sporting Idol: Travis Pastrana. Hes the FMX king, MX and SX legend, pro BASE jumper, monster truck driver, rally car champion, skydiver...the dude can do anything and win at it.
Drink of Choice: I struggle to get through my day without a fresh can of Demon Energy.
Favourite Porn Star: My home made sex tape is due out any day now...
Craziest Chick Experience: Getting to know three promo girls after a show one night.....wait, will my Mum read this??
Wildest Night Out: I was slightly concussed from my crash at Crusty Demons, fresh outta hospital with a broken collarbone and foot, pumped full of Hospital Nos and straight to the after party with the RUN FMX crew....you dont need to know anything else.
If You Ruled the World: Everyones backyard would contain at least one ramp, Demon Energy would flow from every tap, everyones work uniform would be a RUN FMX t-shirt, the law of gravity would be re-written and no ones sister would be off limits.
Nigel & Johnny Alsop - Drag Racer
Pursuit: Drag Racing!!
Career Highlights: 3rd 95/96 South Island Champs
2nd 95/96 Modified Street Season Pointscore
1st 96/97 South Island Champs
1st 96/97 Modified Street Season Pointscore
3rd 00/01 Pro Comp Season Pointscore
1st 01/02 Pro Comp Season Pointscore
01/02 Overall Pointscore winner
01/02 Ron Collett trophy winner
1st 02/03 Pro Comp Season Pointscore
02/03 Ron Collett trophy winner
BB/Street Machine National record: 8.9 @ 149 mph
07/08 2nd Comp Season Pointscore
CC/Altered MPH record: 7.77 @ 187 mph
Worst Injury. Rolled wheelchair, landed on a beer crate and broken arm (Nigel)
Sporting Idol: John Force
Favorite Porn Star: See below
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: This spot is still vacant, if any chicks want to become famous and fill this position please apply to Nigel with suggestions – and photos!
Wildest Night Out: Any wild night worth noting here can’t be remembered!!!
If You Ruled the World: Petrol prices would come back to normality, and no more of those ridiculous sounding blow off valves getting around town!!!!
Amber McLeod - Hot Rod
Career Highlights: 2007- Night speed drag war series 1st womens class, Give it tha Jandal award. 2006-Nostalgia drags First S/ST, Outlaw drags, 3 S/ST Fastest female racer. National competition series, Fourth S/ST.
Worst Injury. Tyre smoke inhalation
Sporting Idol: Linda Zahrodney, Mrs Missile (kick ass women drag queens)
Favorite Porn Star: Ron Jeremy (That mustache!)
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Seeing a grown male throw a hissy fit when he realized he had been thrashed by a GIRL!
Wildest Night Out: Annual tiddlywinks conference
If You Ruled the World: I do now!?
Whatever else you got to say: A hot rod without flames is like sex without a tongue!! And Lifes too short to drink pussy energy drinks!
Evans-Wooding Racing & Demon Energy Formula Ford
Name: Simon Evans
Pursuit: Motorsport – Specifically Go Karts, Sprint Cars and now Formula Fords!!
Career Highlights:
2007 1st New ZealandSprint Kart Championships – Senior Yamaha Light
2007 1st Citrus Yamaha Light
2006 1st Kart n Dark Yamaha Light
2006 1st Club Champs Rotax Light
2006 1st CIK Trophy of NZ meeting Hamilton - Senior Rotax Max Light
2006 1st CIK Trophy of NZ meeting Hamilton - Senior Yamaha Light
2006 1st North IslandSprint Kart Championships – Junior Yamaha
2005 1st Club Champs Junior Yamaha
2005 1st Anniversary Junior Yamaha
2005 1st Rotax Max Challenge – Formula Junior, 11th at the World Finals
Worst Injury: I’ve been pretty lucky so far the worst I have done is sprained arm after having a blow out while riding down a set of stairs in a cardboard box.
Sporting Idol: Luis Hamilton- he has got to where is because of talent and not much else.
Favorite Porn Star: umm… let me do some research.
If You Ruled the World: No speed Limits, Hot Chicks and motorsport for all!!
Dyson Freeman - Karting
Pursuit:V8 Super cars
Career Highlights:2007 South Island champ
Worst Injury.Pride
Sporting Idol:Steve Kinser
Favorite Porn Star:Linda lovelace
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: Being Born!
Wildest Night Out: Night after winning the South Island Championship!!
If You Ruled the World:Everyone would drink demon and i would be racing v8 super cars
Whatever else you got to say:Losing: its like a swift kick in the nuts
Mike Kendall - Midget Car Driver
Dossier of Dirt
Sport: Racing cars and not trashing them…Midget at Western Springs
Name: Michael Kendall
Career Highlights: too many to list really...5 times NZ champ, 8 times Waikatochamp, 4 time North Islandchamp…etc.etc.
Worst Injury: Whip lash from her legs closing in pleasure
Sporting Idol: any women with no bra playing tennis..
Drink of Choice: wet with alcohol, particularly when the word free comes before drinks
Favourite Porn Star: does nay one know the name of the chicken in “down on the farm”
Craziest Chick Experience: Either the one that followed me back from the states (bad crazy), or to simplify – try being a racing car driver in Americaand not having a crazy chick experience every week…
Wildest Night Out: any night ending in Y at Kelly’s Pub, Indianapolis, USA…. See craziest chick experience….
If You Ruled the World: Western Springs would still have 20 plus meetings a year…and all drinks would be free…
Kurt Mildenhall - Go Kart Driver
Name: Kurt Mildenhall.
Age: 13
Pursuit: Formula 1 World championship!
Career Highlights: Annual Club champs 3rd, Qualifying 10th at Blossom, Qualifying 2nd Lascom Sprints, 5th Lascom Sprints.
Worst Injury: Broken ribs at Blossom
Sporting Idol: Mark Webber, Jono Lester and Lewis Hamilton.
Kart: Intrepid Explorer
National Rating: A
If You Ruled the World: DESTROY ALL FORDS!!
Whatever else you got to say: Go Hard or Go Home……
Paul & Keith Thomas - PK Motorsport
Career Highlights:
1st Overall - North Island Short Course Champs
3rd Overall - NZ Short Course Champs
2nd in Class - National finals
1st in Class - NZ Short Course Champs
2nd in Class – North Island National series
1st in Class – Triple Track Sprint
2nd in Class – Peter Howell
3rd in Class - Enduro Champs
Taupo 1000 Fastest qualifier in Class, Fastest lap times in Class
Worst Injury: Been lucky in Motor-Sport no major injuries. Right arm broken during a fight.
Sporting Idol: Robby Gordon, What better way to spend you life than get paid to Race not just one Motor-Sport but everything from Indy Cars to Trophy Trucks
Favorite Porn Star: Our wife’s of course
Wildest Night Out: Worked 48 hours straight, no sleep, 1125 Jim Beam and a hell of a party, Passed out woke up a day later
If You Ruled the World:Everyone would work 2 days for the same pay and get 5 days off to go Motor Racing.
Bruce Fuller - 1965 Chevy Impala
Pursuit: To be the best!!!!!
Career Highlights: Building one of the best cars in nz
Worst Injury. Broken back and knees (moto cross)
Sporting Idol: Dr Stevo
Favorite Porn Star: me (I have pornstar tattooed on my guts its my nick name)
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: I have a wife do I need to say any more!!!!!!!
Wildest Night Out: In the gold coast at indy cars pissed for 4 days seen more tits than cars
If You Ruled the World: We will go back to the ice age no pants anyones miss and if you fucked up your dead nice and easy
Whatever else you got to say: Every thing with a motor is good !!!!!!
Amateur Demon MX Rider - Taylor Shaw
Sport: Motocross
Career Highlights: First in Taranaki for my age, And hopefully get somewhere in NZ nationals next month
Worst Injury: Probably dislocating my shoulder or landing on my ass.... I’ve been pretty lucky so far nothing major
Sporting Idol: Ricky Carmicheal
Drink of Choice: Demon Energy of course
Favourite Porn Star: The missus (Ana)
Anything else to say... Well, I am really keen to succeed in my goal of taking out the MX National Champ title and have been training really hard for it so i guess I just want to thank everyone thats been involved with getting me this far
Team Huntly Honda racing: Steve Brady & Brent Gallien
Name: Brent Gallien & Steve Brady
Team Name: Huntly Honda Race Team
Pursuit: Speed on two wheelsoh and I race in the Huntly Motorcross Veteran class. Steve race the Intermediate class.
Career Highlights: Wellington to Hamilton in 3.5hrs including 2 fuel stops - beat that!!
Worst Injury. Broken jaw in three places and fractured skull (spat out 10mm piece of bone) when I rolled a go kart off the road into a tree at over 50mph.
Sporting Idol: Possum Bourne
Favorite Porn Star: The one I sleep with every night
Craziest Chick/Dude Experience: A gentlemen never tells, haha.
Wildest Night Out: Cocktail part where after 1hr I couldn’t walk but still felt in control
If You Ruled the World: Would buy and island and turn it into the biggest adventure play ground in the world.
Whatever else you got to say: Go Hard or Go Home